Where Our Brains Go

"We’re in AMERICA, Fuckass. It’s pronounced ‘ORange!’"

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:57:39 -0500

“We’re in AMERICA, Fuckass. It’s pronounced ‘ORange!’”

- Martin

“Oh my god. I put my bare ass all over where children put their faces.” #not sorry.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 16:43:41 -0500

“Oh my god. I put my bare ass all over where children put their faces.”
#not sorry.

1: Just because he doesn't wanna have sex with you doesn't mean he doesn't wanna hit you in the face with his dick

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 15:54:30 -0500

1:Just because he doesn't wanna have sex with you doesn't mean he doesn't wanna hit you in the face with his dick
2: Swaffling is not hitting, it's gentle prodding.

"Me and Kung Fu Panda are on a first name basis."

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 01:39:13 -0400

“Me and Kung Fu Panda are on a first name basis.”

- TJ

“Muffin baskets often spin away uncontrollably when faced...

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:58:18 -0400

“Muffin baskets often spin away uncontrollably when faced away from kittens. Barking seals find muffins floating, strangely, alone. Pterodactyls mostly eat muffins, conflicting with bacon and babies. Bagels hate hungry paparazzi because of the muffins, who steal identities like hobos. Cupcakes are incognito muffins, despite tasting absofabulicious. Remember, remember, never trust muffins from orphaned psychopaths because they poison children of mixed ages for recreational purposes. YEA-UH!”

Extensive note taking

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:56:30 -0400

Extensive note taking

Part 2

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:05:08 -0400

Part 2

Quotes from PGR

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:03:38 -0400

Quotes from PGR

"MAX, I CAN FEEL YOUR DICK WITH MY DICK!"

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 03:25:40 -0400

“MAX, I CAN FEEL YOUR DICK WITH MY DICK!”

"Yanno, some people might actually think we’re retarded…"

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:08:45 -0400

“Yanno, some people might actually think we’re retarded…”

"I’m sorry you got cockblocked by Jesus."

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:38:19 -0400

“I’m sorry you got cockblocked by Jesus.”

10 year old brother: he's attacking me with a pen!

Sat, 05 May 2012 20:54:41 -0400

10 year old brother: he's attacking me with a pen!

12 year old brother: he's attacking me with a fu man chu!

"No, fuck you, take this peso!"

Sat, 05 May 2012 00:28:31 -0400

“No, fuck you, take this peso!”

- Keith

"It’s probably really hard to dance with Gusher’s in your crotch"

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:26:22 -0400

“It’s probably really hard to dance with Gusher’s in your crotch”

Oh boy..

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:40:16 -0400

The four year old I'm babysitting when I start a movie for him: I hate THX. And 20th century fox. They all drive me insane! INSANE!

"He loves her with all his wieners!"

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:26:02 -0400

“He loves her with all his wieners!”

Time signatures

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 14:18:29 -0400

Griffin: “The definition of ‘straight’ is having two, three, or four beats per measure.”

Nico: “Wow, my sexuality class was completely wrong.”

Griffin: “Seriously, if that were the definition of straight, I would be, like, the gayest thing ever.”

"I bet Canadians smoke maple leaves."

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:59:14 -0400

“I bet Canadians smoke maple leaves.”

Oh the stories behind this one…

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:12:22 -0400

Oh the stories behind this one…

"Kissing hands is so weird. I feel like I’m accidentally going to lick your knuckle or..."

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:20:00 -0400

“Kissing hands is so weird. I feel like I’m accidentally going to lick your knuckle or something”

- Erica